||Not enough filthy language in you day to day life? New from mom corp, the Talking Bender with enough smart-arse remarks to last you a lifetime. Stands roughly 7 inches tall, big enough for you to bit his shiny metal (or in this case rubber) you know where. With 3 inter changeable eyes to suit your mood. Now you can have your own graduate of bending college on your desk to keep your spirits down and level of cigar smoke up.|
- Would you kindly shut your noise hole?!
- Who are you and why should I care?
- Shut up and pay attention to me, Bender!
- I'll open my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!
- Hasta La Vista, meatbag!
- Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
- Do the Bender, do the Bender! It's your birthday! Do the Bender!
- Aww, here's a little song I wrote to cheer you up. Its called LETS GO ALREADY!
- Bite my shiny metal ass!
- Well, that was dumb.
- Goodbye losers whom I've always hated!
- Shut the hell up!